Friday, May 8, 2009

A cell phone was reported stolen from a school bus parked at 14-617 Township Road F in Pleasant Township at 9:44 p.m. Thursday.

it's so weird that some bus drivers take their buses home at night. even weirder to leave your cell phone in it.

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Suspicious activity was reported at Denny’s IGA in Liberty Center at 10:16 p.m. Thursday.

an individual was mixing chocolate and mayonnaise.

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Officers are investigating the theft of $25,000 in copper piping from a refrigeration system at Chief Supermarket reported at 9:41 a.m. Thursday. The unit was being stored outside the building, while a new system was being installed.

DAMN!

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A suspicious person was reported ringing a door bell at 845 Scott St. An officer checked the area, but was unable to locate the subject.

officer, someone RANG MY DOORBELL! how will i sleep at night!!

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A driving complaint involving vehicles cutting through a parking lot at 125 E. Maumee Ave. was filed at 3:11 p.m. Wednesday.

i'm pretty sure that's what parking lots are for. to drive on.

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Lawn chairs were reported stolen from a porch at 1012 N. Perry St. at 9:22 p.m. Wednesday.

oh the humanity.

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Possible gun shots were reported in the area of Appian and East Maumee avenues at 2:18 a.m. today.

maybe they were gun shots, maybe i farted, who knows.

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Officers checked out a bon fire reported at 9:20 p.m. Tuesday on West Cross Street. Officers spoke with the resident.

it sounds like the officers joined the party.

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A warning was issued in a telephone harassment complaint filed at 11:30 p.m. Tuesday by a resident at K-098 Township Road 1C in Richfield Township who reported receiving unwanted text messages.

you know, you can block certain numbers. learn to use your cell phone, THEN call 911.

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Equipment and tools were reported stolen from a construction area at 1330 Scott St. at 9:32 a.m. Tuesday. The items totaled $8,000.

DAMN!

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Two subjects were warned for using pellet guns near the roadway in the 800 block of Oakwood Avenue at 3:26 p.m. Tuesday.

using them for what? paperweights?

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Juveniles were reported riding mini-bikes in an alley off Mary Ann Street in Liberty Center at 7:06 p.m. Monday.

in what world is it illegal to ride a mini-bike? wait, what's a mini-bike? like a clown bike?

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An employee at Circle K reported $20 in gasoline stolen in a drive-off at 3:55 p.m. Monday.

a perfect pump!

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