Thursday, March 11, 2010

Timothy Knepley, 24, of Holgate and Nathan Dilyard, 23, of Napoleon were both arrested at 1:11 a.m. Tuesday at 181 Wayne Park Drive. Both men were charged with possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia.

- apparently wayne park still sucks.

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A subject was warned for dogs at large following a complaint filed at 4:49 p.m. Wednesday in the 600 block of Norton St.

- absolutely no clue what this means

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A basket was reported stolen from a business at 1445 Scott St. at 5:28 p.m. Wednesday. Prosecution was declined.

- OH GOD MY LONGABERGER. oh wait. it's cool.

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A 14-year-old male was arrested at 10:28 a.m. Thursday at Napoleon High School and charged with drug abuse and drug paraphernalia.

- cant do it at wayne park, cant do it at the high school... what's this world come to.

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An undetermined amount of money was reported stolen at 2:22 p.m. Thursday from South Perry Street.

- a penny. it was a penny. NEWS ALERT

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A criminal trespassing complaint was filed at 9:31 p.m. Thursday by a subject at 2415 Glen Arbors Drive, where another subject was reported throwing things in a house.

- damn it kids take the football outside already

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Deputies are investigating an e-mail scam reported at 3:42 p.m. Friday, when a subject on County Road 17 in Napoleon Township reported someone hacked into their e-mail account.

- HAX0RZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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A suspicious person was reported at Petro 2 truck plaza on American Road at 7:10 p.m. Sunday. An employee at the business reported the subject was at the location all day.

- it's a goddamn truck stop. the only suspicious person is the one who aint lookin suspicious. wait does that say AMERICAN ROAD. was bob heft involved in that name.

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Officers responded to 589 E. Riverview Ave. at 4:49 p.m. Monday for a verbal dispute between two females over snowballs being thrown. Both females were issued warnings in the incident.

- you throw like a girl. no, you do.

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Disorderly conduct was reported when a subject was being rude at 905 American Road at 11:11 a.m. Tuesday. The subject left upon an officer’s request.

- come on man, it's AMERICAN ROAD. i'm free to be as rude as i want.

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A suspicious person was reported at 2:31 p.m. Tuesday walking in the 500 block of East Riverview Avenue and urinating.

- i hope he was walking backward.

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A wallet which was lost months ago at Doc and Bruster’s Pizza and Subs in McClure was just reported at 5:01 p.m. Tuesday.

- enough with the sarcasm, police report writer

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Loud music was reported coming from a vehicle at 2400 Glenn Arbors Drive at 6:16 a.m. Wednesday. Officers were unable to locate.

- they sent the deaf cop.

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A wedding ring was reported lost at 10:44 a.m. Thursday at 1247 Scott St.

- damn, that dude's in trouble

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A bike was found at 1134 Highland Ave. at 6:07 p.m. Friday.

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